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Miley and Billy Ray bare it all...

Good news! Miley Cyrus, the Disney hottie known for stripping down and going off, is finally starting to shed her good Nashville skin and replacing it with a personality and some killer tunes.

We know Miley as the daughter of ex-mullet icon and one-time tragic bootscooter Billy Ray, and as star of Hannah Montana. She's the 15-year-old who posed topless for Vanity Fair (quite tastefully I thought) and received major backlash. Personally, I thought the photo of her and daddy Billy Ray posing together was more disturbing.

Following the outcry, Miley claimed she was a little shocked at the photos herself and regrets the shoot with renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz. Miley has also gotten into further mischief after some rather raunchy photos of her turned up on the Internet.

Despite all this, Miley has maintained her innocence and insists, "I'm a good Catholic girl, y'all!" (Which was, I believe, the defence used by other starlets, such as Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears).

The storm seemed to have been settling nicely with Miley's new song, 'See You Again', roaring up the charts. Then she went and opened her big Nashville Tennessee mouth and said she wanted to be like Madonna.

Now Miley, after trying very hard to restore your tainted halo, you have gone and aligned yourself with one of the most overtly sexual stars of the decade; and one that was condemned by the Pope, no less!

Little Miley, what will Pappa Billy Ray say? Lord knows this will cause him to suffer an achy breaky heart all over again.