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Top 10 waxing rules
1. Thou shalt not turn up
to the salon in your sexiest, lacy G-string (unless, of course, your
waxer is male and gorgeous, but what are the chances?).
2. Thou
shalt allow yourself to wonder, as the wax strip is ripped off, ‘‘How
many men would be prepared to suffer the same indignity?’’
3.
Thou shalt experiment with down-there styles. You may fancy a short
back and sides, a full-on “Brazilian” (yep, that’s completely bald) or
some decorative stick-on jewels.
4. Thou shalt not opt for a
Brazilian if prone to shyness. Kneeling on a table naked from the waist
down is neither fun nor dignified.
5. Thou shalt not strike up a
conversation with the poor waxing lady about the last time you found
yourself on all fours. Way too much information, ladies.
6. Thou
shalt think happy thoughts to distract yourself from the post-strip
sting. Repeat after us: “Shoes, holidays, Robert Pattinson, chocolate…”
7.
Thou shalt not feel silly for keeping your socks on. Yes, you may look
weird, but there’s no point suffering cold toes as well as a painful
crotch!
8. Thou shalt maintain a waxing regime. Besides the fact
that neglecting a wax can lead to excruciating pain when you finally
get around to it, think of your poor
beautician! Would you be happy having to contend with your overgrown lady garden once a year? We think not.
9.
Thou shalt not book an emergency wax just before a hot date. Trust us,
accessorising your landing strip with a red rash? Not the best look.
10.
Thou shalt resist asking the boyfriend to come along and hold your
hand. Yes, it’s painful, but there are just some things he should never
have to see.
For more waxing tips, check out the new issue of Cosmopolitan Hair & Beauty, on sale now at leading newsagents and through www.magshop.com.au.
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