Cosmo’s Sex Toy Sommelier

We’ve uncorked the ultimate tasting menu from light-bodied and lean to full-bodied and opulent.
Published October 21, 2024
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(Illustrations: Lucy Macaroni)

Looking to buy your next (or first) sex toy? Choosing the perfect vibrator for you can be a bit of tricky task, so we’ve taken out the grunt work—and thrown in a metaphor—to help make things make sense.

Cosmopolitan Australia is playing sex toy sommelier, combining two of our favourite things—wine and sex toys—and breaking down the body, mouthfeel (no, not literally) and more benefits of different kinds of vibrators. 

So scroll on to peruse all the options, and raise a glass to satisfying every craving…

a wine-inspired guide to sex toys...

VUSH Empress Tidal Clitoral Stimulator

$254.99

Body: Medium-bodied with a sophisticated curve and substantial presence

Mouthfeel: Silky and inviting, with near-silent yet powerful suction

Descriptors: With smooth design and advanced vacuum technology, this chic clitoral stimulator offers an experience akin to premium oral pleasure

Lelo Mia 2

$129

Body: Light-bodied, effortlessly sleek with a subtle presence

Mouthfeel: Smooth and refined with a delicate yet potent touch

Descriptors: This discreet and stylish vibrator, disguised as a lipstick, delivers satisfying precision and on-the-go delight in a compact form

Ochre Touch Bloom

$150

Body: Medium-bodied with an elegant and artistic form

Mouthfeel: Soft and delicate with a whisper-quiet flutter that dances across the skin

Descriptors: This refined, sculptural masterpiece blends aesthetics with performance, offering ten levels of adaptable fluttering sensations

Vacation Vibes The Aspen

$129.95

Body: Full-bodied with a bold, crisp peak for deep exploration

Mouthfeel: Firm and commanding, delivering smooth yet powerful internal stimulation

Descriptors: Designed for G-spot discovery, its robust design offers several speeds for quick escapes or extended explorations

VUSH Majesty 2

$99.99

Body: Full-bodied with a rich and commanding presence

Mouthfeel: Powerful and structured, delivering deep, intense vibrations across a wide area

Descriptors: This majestic wand vibrator provides broad external stimulation, particularly for the clitoris, but is versatile enough to explore wherever your desire takes you

VUSH Muse

$169.99

Body: Full-bodied with dual stimulation points for a rich, immersive experience

Mouthfeel: Luxuriously smooth, full-flavoured satisfaction for the G-spot, P-spot and clitoris

Descriptors: This versatile rabbit vibrator is designed for connoisseurs of blended orgasms, offering indulgent dual stimulation for potent pleasure

pleasure pairings...

Ellechemy Equilibrium Lubricant

$74

Lovehoney Oh! Handheld Massager

$9.95

Normal Toy Cleaning Spray

$25

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This article originally appeared in Issue 02 of Cosmopolitan Australia. Get your copy and subscribe to future issues here.

Sophie Howe
Sophie Howe is a lifestyle journalist, relationship coach and Cosmopolitan Australia’s sex and dating editor. She has written for titles such as The Australian, Wish Magazine, Mansion, New Idea and Mamamia, and she has been featured as an expert in publications including ELLE Australia, Forbes and Refinery29. Outside of office hours, you’ll find her doling out dating advice over drinks with her friends, as well as few strangers on TikTok.
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